How to Get Fat

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Here I demonstrate why portion control diets normally don’t work. I also show you how to make some extremely fattening but good recipes. Cream of Mushroom Soup & Hashbrown Casserole

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18 responses to “How to Get Fat”

  1. lolololtrollzsuck Avatar

    Wow, sir. You are great. Thanks for the amazing recipe!

  2. Shan Pruthi Avatar

    amazing recipe !

  3. LootFragg Avatar

    Ew. πŸ˜€ To be honest, the thought of eating innards isn't appealing. If it's prepared in a way that it looks brown and meaty and yummy, I'd probably try it but I'd spit it out if the consistency was weird. My parents love to eat tongues, hearts and other "delicacies" but I prefer everything that doesn't feel like jelly. We do intersect on fresh salmon, kippered eel and poultry livers though.
    As for Germans being smart, we're pretty much like everyone else, part genius, part dumb as a haybale.

  4. Derek Banas Avatar

    I'm having a translation problem lately πŸ™‚ I meant to say sweetbreads. It is the thymus gland of an animal. I have very strange tastes. You can't get me to eat a hotdog, but I'll eat all kinds of other weird stuff that nobody else would touch. That is funny that you would say that Germany and useless in the same sentence. Just about everyone I know thinks native Germans are extremely intelligent. I know nothing of other countries. I barely leave my house

  5. LootFragg Avatar

    Haha, disregard the original spelling, you translated it correctly. Well, I love processed food as well if that's what fast food is. So, my dictionary tells me shortbread is also known as butter biscuits. If that's so, I don't get how anyone can NOT try it if it looks anything like the product I know.
    But I guess, regardless of all the other things my country is useless at, I guess food in general is still our strong point, that's true. German mentality says eating is healthy. πŸ˜€

  6. Derek Banas Avatar

    My great grandparents are from Germany. That is why I even know about leberwurst. Sorry if I mispronounced. It is almost impossible to find unprocessed food in my country. Thankfully I was taught how to cook by my grandparents. Most food you're used to is considered very exotic here. I made shortbreads once and couldn't get anyone to try it, but they'll eat processed fish and meat glue like wild πŸ™‚

  7. LootFragg Avatar

    Mh, true, if you're on a diet, you can't eat everything and yeh, you can actually get too much meat if you don't get any alternatives. To me it's funny that you consider liverwurst to be exotic. As a German, I've grown up with Leberwurst. It's like Nutella for lovers of savoury tastes. πŸ˜€
    I'll gladly keep cycling and jogging and canoeing through town if that means I don't have to think when eating. And I'll gladly watch videos of fat recipes being made, tantalizing myself until the next meal. πŸ™‚

  8. Derek Banas Avatar

    I agree that food is amazing πŸ™‚ I have way more cook books then programming books. I do however like very much a few fake meat recipes. I have a no-meatball concoction that is crazy good. I don't eat meat only because I got turned off to it at an early age because I ate way to much wild game. I still love exotic meat like liverwurst, but I never eat it because of my diet πŸ™

  9. LootFragg Avatar

    Why do you keep saying that? This looks seriously delicious. I am glad about every well-made meal I can grind my teeth into and you seem to be able to cook quite well. Also glad my family never refrains from filling me up to the brim anytime I'm on a visit. Meat, cheese and all those goodies mean happiness. The nastiest shit I have ever eaten apart from anything rotten is probably tofu. And fake meat. Gross.
    Very good video, nice use of time lapse. Good commentary. Keep cooking. πŸ™‚

  10. Herp Derpingson Avatar

    1) Watch this tutorial
    2) Do exactly the opposite
    3) Loose weight
    4) ???
    5) Profit
    #TrollFace XD

  11. Derek Banas Avatar

    @SamuelLockyer I can cook anything, but my family asks me to make this for the holidays every year. I agree it is about the nastiest thing you can eat

  12. Derek Banas Avatar

    @WikiPeoples Thanks πŸ™‚

  13. WikiPeoples Avatar

    dude, derekbanas… you are f*cking hilarious…. its hard to explain why, just the way you mention the calories was like "yahhhh you shouldn't even be eating this" … sub'd man… you're hilarious

  14. Derek Banas Avatar

    @jenchambers22 I struggled for decades with losing weight because I didn't get this basic concept. Small portions don't necessarily = low calories and vice versa. The actual recipe I have actually calls for an additional cup of butter πŸ™‚

  15. Derek Banas Avatar

    @TheTeckGuy123 It's not that hard to be the first comment on my videos πŸ™‚

  16. Berend Spruijt Avatar

    an here's my pan XD

  17. Derek Banas Avatar

    @raymhensley To gain weight the healthy way eat tons of whole grain bread and pasta. Beans are also high in calories, but low in fat. If you ate hash brown casserole for every meal you might die

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